The Only Thor We Recognize is “Ragnarok”

I know I’m two weeks late. I’ve been busy. I swear. With like, life stuff. And work stuff. You know,

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Valerian Really Does Suck

Luc Besson’s sci-fi epic is only epic in its failure to inspire, entertain and even be worth the money it’ll cost you sit through all two hours.

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Keanu: What is a Gangsta Kitty?

First, let me start by saying: Yes, I am a cat lady. I’m young and already own more than one

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Dick Fencing, Unexpected Heroines, and Pee Breaks: A Reflection on Superman vs Batman

Let’s not start with the fact that the film is titled like a college sophomore’s attempt at profundity. Let’s not

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Metro: The Eddie Murphy Movie You’ve Never Seen

(Clickbaity title. I know.) It’s March now, and I’m still confused as to how 2016 has decided to manifest itself.

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7 Things 13 Hours Has In Common With Donald Trump

Watching the new Michael Bay movie 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi, as I told myself I wouldn’t but

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